MY DAD JUST WALKED IN WEARING A KILT
HE SAW MY PHONE AND RAN AWAY DAMNIT
wait shhh shhh SHHHHHHHHH he’s standing in the hallway
DAMNIT
we made an agreement, i can get a picture of him if im in it with him because “if this goes viral on the internet i want you to be stuck right there next to me”
he said that like its a BAD thing
It’s the way you look at me when I look at you. You give me those feelings that I can’t explain. It’s becoming known to me that my crush for you is growing into a liking for you. But of course I’ll never show it. How can I? I see your perfection. I know there are others. What makes me different from them. I just hope one day I can tell you how I feel. Hopefully you’ll feel the same. But what if you dont? But what if you do?
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

HE SAW MY PHONE AND RAN AWAY DAMNIT
DAMNIT
he said that like its a BAD thing